{"product_id":"nervin-messenger-bag","title":"Nervin Messenger Bag","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"56\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"56\"\u003eNervin “It’s Way Too Peopley Out Here” Messenger Bag\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"58\" data-end=\"148\"\u003eFor when you unfortunately have to leave the house against your will.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"150\" data-end=\"456\"\u003eThis 15\" x 11\" x 4\" messenger bag features Nervin fully committed to hiding from society, tucked into a paper bag like the emotionally responsible little panic goblin he is. The front flap has a bold blue anxiety-print background with the phrase \u003cstrong data-start=\"396\" data-end=\"431\"\u003e“It’s Way Too Peopley Out Here”\u003c\/strong\u003e because honestly, it is.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"458\" data-end=\"704\"\u003eRoomy enough for daily chaos, notebooks, small tech, work stuff, school stuff, emotional baggage, and snacks you forgot you packed. The inside includes organizer pockets for pens and smaller items, so at least your bag can have its life together.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"706\" data-end=\"718\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"706\" data-end=\"718\"\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"719\" data-end=\"903\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"3s2okl\" data-start=\"719\" data-end=\"741\"\u003eSize: 15\" x 11\" x 4\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"xyzvqd\" data-start=\"742\" data-end=\"769\"\u003eAdjustable shoulder strap\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"k5h0bi\" data-start=\"770\" data-end=\"807\"\u003eFront flap with Chubble Gum artwork\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1kphhmk\" data-start=\"808\" data-end=\"836\"\u003eInterior organizer pockets\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"149c73f\" data-start=\"837\" data-end=\"903\"\u003eGreat for work, school, travel, or avoiding people with supplies\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"905\" data-end=\"953\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eCarry your stuff. Avoid eye contact. Thrive-ish.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"ChubbleGumLLC","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47762150916326,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0594\/7913\/0281\/files\/NervinMessengerBag_1.png?v=1781196666","url":"https:\/\/chubblegum.com\/products\/nervin-messenger-bag","provider":"ChubbleGumLLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}