🔥 Dopamine Dispenser 🔥 - LIVES ONLY
What is a Dopamine Dipenser?
🔥 Introducing the Dopamine Dispenser 🔥
Say goodbye to your daily doomscrolling and HELLO to the ultimate serotonin injection disguised as swag. The Dopamine Dispenser is here for live streams ONLY, packing up real-time fun straight to your door with all the urgency of a midlife crisis. But don’t blink — because once they’re gone, they’re GONE. Like your will to socialize post-2020.
Here's the lowdown:
🟢 The $10 Drop – Perfect for the emotionally unstable budgeter. Grab any 2: Keychains, Lanyards, Post-Its, Acrylic Pins, or Notepads. Whether you need something cute to hold your keys or a post-it to write reminders that you’ll ignore anyway — it’s all here.
🟡 The $15 Drop – Go BIG(ger) or stay in bed! You’ll get a Mini Notebook or a Coloring Book (yes, adults color — it’s called coping), plus any 1 of the Keychains, Lanyards, Post-Its, Acrylic Pins, or Notepads. Keep your sanity intact with this one. We think.
🔴 The $25 Drop – For those who know that retail therapy is therapy. Get a Notebook, Sticker Lookbook (because you’re never too old for stickers), a 10-Pack of Stickers, a Plush, and any 1 from the same swag lineup above. If this doesn’t make your inner child do cartwheels, we don’t know what will.
🎁 Surprise Dopamine Drop – One lucky human gets the golden ticket: a FREE Retail Therapy Bundle hidden somewhere in the Dispenser. Will it be you, or will you be left questioning all your life choices? Only one way to find out.
This is your sign from the universe — or at least the weird part of the internet — to treat yourself. Grab ‘em before they’re gone, because regret is so much worse than FOMO.
How It Works
🔥 Dopamine Dispenser: How It Works 🔥
Alright, here's how this party works — LIVE STREAM ONLY, so if you're not there, you're square. Here's the lowdown:
Step-by-step breakdown:
- Watch the Live Stream – Catch the drop live and vibe with the chaos. When the timer hits, snag your dopamine fix before someone else beats you to it.
- Complete Your Order – Choose your drop (we know you're going big 😉) and pay at checkout. IMPORTANT: Shipping is not included, so make sure you cover that when you're checking out! Once you’ve completed the order, KEEP YOUR ORDER # like it’s your last shred of sanity — you'll need it!
- I Pack Orders in Real-Time – During the live, I’ll be packing orders in the order they’re made. To keep your personal info under wraps (because we’re not monsters), I’ll announce only your order number when it’s your turn to be packed.
- No Take-Backs – Miss your order being packed live? No worries, but also...no take-backs. Once packed, your goodies will be shipped the next business day so your serotonin can hit your doorstep fast.
Just to recap: Shipping is NOT included — you'll handle that at checkout. Then it’s live, it's real, and it’s happening right before your eyes. Your order number is your golden ticket, so don’t lose it!
If you have any questions, you are always welcome to contact us. We'll get back to you as soon as possible, within 24 hours on weekdays.
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