🔥 Dopamine Dispenser 🔥

Step right up, dopamine junkies, because the Dopamine Dispenser is here to satisfy your need for small, pointless joys you didn't even know you needed. Why go to therapy when you can collect trinkets that scream “I’m totally fine” and clutter up your desk? This is pure, unfiltered serotonin — no shame, just swag.

The Breakdown:

🟢 $10 Drop – You’re on a budget but still want to feel something, huh? Fine. You will get any 2 of these items: Keychain, Lanyard, Post-It, Acrylic Pin, Magnet or Notepad. 

🟡 $15 Drop – This one’s for the “I’m kind of doing okay” crowd. You get a Mini Notebook or Coloring Book plus any 1 of these items: Keychain, Lanyard, Post-It, Acrylic Pin, Magnet or Notepad. Think of it as a starter pack for when you want to look productive without actually committing to anything.

🔴 $25 Drop – Now we’re talking maximum distraction. You get one of the following items: Notebook, Sticker Lookbook, a 10 Pack of Stickers, or a Plush, plus any 1 of these items:  Keychain, Lanyard, Post-It, Acrylic Pin, Magnet or Notepad. Are you hoarding plushies to fill the void? Slapping stickers on every surface like it’s your life’s purpose? This bundle is basically retail therapy on steroids.

This isn’t just a purchase; it’s a full-blown existential experience wrapped in cute junk. Life may be pointless, but at least you’ll have a sick keychain. Choose your level of commitment to being fine, and get ready for a hit of joy that you’ll likely misplace by next Tuesday.