Why go to therapy when you can just open an aggressively fun bundle and pretend everything’s fine? The Dopamine Dispenser is back and full of serotonin, sass, and zero decisions required.
You don’t choose. The fates do.
💸 $10 Drop
Ballin' on a budget with just enough cash to feel something.
Includes any 2 of the following:
-
Keychain
-
Lanyard
-
2 Post-its
-
2 Acrylic Pins
-
Notepad
-
2 Phone Grips
💀 $15 Drop
Mid-tier meltdown? We got you.
Includes:
🧠 One Mystery Main Item:
-
Mini Notebook
-
10 Pack of Stickers
✨ PLUS One Supporting Mystery Item:
-
Keychain
-
Lanyard
-
2 Post-its
-
2 Acrylic Pins
-
Notepad
🧸 $25 Drop
You’ve emotionally checked out. Let the bundle check in.
Includes:
🎁 One Mystery Big Ticket Item:
✨ PLUS One Supporting Mystery Item:
-
Keychain
-
2 Post-its
-
2 Acrylic Pins
-
Notepad
💥 No choices. No clues. No regrets.
Just the sweet rush of dopamine delivered straight to your mailbox and maybe your soul.
So go ahead—open chaos.
We’re not judging (but we definitely are).
