The J.O.B. Box – Job Oversimplified Bundle Box

Do you work a totally normal job that makes absolutely no sense when you try to explain it out loud? Good. Same.

The J.O.B. Box (Job Over-Simplified Bundle Box) is your chaotic little office survival kit made for the Professionally Confused. Whether you’re a full-time paper pusher, part-time email forwarder, or freelance corporate chaos gremlin, this bundle is here to support you—with stationery. Not emotionally.

📦 What’s Inside:

• 1 notebook

• 4 sticky note pads

• 2 notepads

• 1 lanyard

• 1 keychain
  All workplace-safe (but your brain isn’t).

🎤 How It Works:

Tell us what you do for a living—but explain it badly. Like:

“I talk to sad people and blame their moms” (Therapist)
“You break body, me weee-wooo you to hospital” (EMS)
“No house? I build box. You live in box” (Contractor)

We’ll print your masterpiece and include it in your box.

➡️ Drop your job description in the text box below.
⬜ Then check the box if you want it HR Approved (i.e., appropriate for your desk, your manager, and your fragile employment status).

Otherwise, we’ll assume your job explanation is unfiltered and as unhinged as your work-life balance.

Reminder: Submissions that are especially hilarious may be featured on our TikTok series. Yes, you can be internet famous for describing your job terribly. Dream big.