Manifest Won't Help
Naughty
Subject
Luci-purr
Houston, you are the problem.
- blunt reality checks
- zero patience for excuses
- cuts through delusion
- tough love only
- not here to coddle
Christmas wish: To be left alone. With presents. Lots of presents.
The evidence
- Item 01
Damage report
Luci-purr doesn’t sugarcoat anything. If something’s wrong, he’s not fixing your feelings about it. He’s pointing directly at the cause. Unfortunately, it’s usually you.
- Item 02
Signature phrase
"I Know Your Lane Sucks But I'm Gonna Need You To Stay In It"
- Item 03
Best gifted to
People who need the truth delivered cold, fast, and with absolutely no emotional cushioning.
