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Your Brain
Is a Gremlin. We Made It Cute.

Intrusive thoughts. Anxiety spirals. Emotional damage.
Meet the little gremlins causing chaos.

Shop the Chaos → Pass the Vibe Check

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📦 NEW SERIES

VIBE CHECK BOX

"tell me your malfunction" — the box

$107 $78 27% OFF

Add to Cart — $78.00

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Pick your preferred form of emotional damage.

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BUNDLES

Cheaper than therapy and a lot less crying

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FAN FAVORITES

NOTEBOOKS

For lists, spirals, and fake organization.

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SPIRIT ANIMALS

PLUSHIES

Emotional support you can snuggle

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STICKY & PETTY

STICKER PACKS

Soft, cute, and mentally unstable.

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RECURRING DAMAGE

SUBSCRIPTION BOXES

A box of curated chaos at your door.

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INK-CREDIBLE SASS

CHARM PENS

Little extras for your daily breakdown.

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PROOF WE AREN'T MAKING THIS UP

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4.9

star average

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14K+

reviews

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100%

hand drawn chaos

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NOT JUST CUTE ACTUALLY GOOD!

Annoying, but true

THICK & DURABLE

SQUISH APPROVED

VINYL & GLOSSY

Chubble Gum box filled with notebooks, plushies, stickers, pens, and accessories

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CUSTOMERS HAVE FEELINGS

Reviews from people who bought the chaos and lived to tell the emotionally specific tale.

★★★★★

“Everything was cuter than expected and somehow more personally attacking.”

Sandra

★★★★★

“I bought one thing and now my entire personality has a shopping cart.”

Lauren

★★★★★

“The quality is great, the shipping wasn't fast, but the emotional damage was accurate.”

Taylor

★★★★★

“I sent this to my friend and they said, unfortunately, it was them.”

Chantel

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How This Works

Tell Us the Vibe.
We'll Pack the Chaos.

New here? Perfect. Our bundle boxes are curated by real humans who read your note and pick Chubble Gum goodies based on the person, the mood, and the emotional damage provided.

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The Magic Text Box

Scream Into The Void

Example note from a real human

"It's for my best friend. She's in her 'everything is fine' era which means nothing is fine. She has anxiety, drinks too much iced coffee, and will relate to literally any character you have. Buying her this instead of therapy because this is cheaper and funnier."

for me it's a gift in a spiral just scream

WE READ IT

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Pick Your Box

Choose the bundle that fits your budget, your chaos level, or how much emotional support stationery you currently require.

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Scream Into the Void

At checkout, tell us who it's for, what they're going through, or just give us the general unhinged vibe. We read all of it.

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We Match the Damage

We read your note and curate a box that feels personal, funny, and suspiciously accurate. Every time.

A few moods we know very well:

McGurt

Socially avoidant. Overthinking professionally.

Rebelle

Holding it together with spite.

Batrick

Spooky feelings. Zero emotional refunds.

Petty

Quietly taking notes. Permanently.

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Your Brain
Is a Gremlin. We Made It Cute.