Exhibit A
Arson Is An
Answer
FAFO
FAFO, probably
Naughty

Subject

FAFO

Try Me. I Dare You.

  • acts first, never reflects
  • escalation is default
  • thrives in bad decisions
  • conflict enjoyer
  • zero hesitation

Christmas wish: To be left alone. With presents. Lots of presents.

The evidence

  • Item 01

    Damage report

    FAFO isn’t making bad decisions. He’s committing to them aggressively and making it your problem.

  • Item 02

    Signature phrase

    "Fluff Around and Find Out"

  • Item 03

    Best gifted to

    People who ignore warning signs, choose chaos with eye contact, and treat consequences like a fun little bonus round.