Arson Is An
Answer
Answer
Naughty
Subject
FAFO
Try Me. I Dare You.
- acts first, never reflects
- escalation is default
- thrives in bad decisions
- conflict enjoyer
- zero hesitation
Christmas wish: To be left alone. With presents. Lots of presents.
The evidence
- Item 01
Damage report
FAFO isn’t making bad decisions. He’s committing to them aggressively and making it your problem.
- Item 02
Signature phrase
"Fluff Around and Find Out"
- Item 03
Best gifted to
People who ignore warning signs, choose chaos with eye contact, and treat consequences like a fun little bonus round.







