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Christmas 2026: U.S. orders must be placed before December 1 for guaranteed arrival before Christmas. No exceptions. International arrival dates are not guaranteed.

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We’re Just Making Shit Up Now: 2027 Wall Calendar

Twelve months of questionable decisions, US holidays, and important observances like Pluto Demoted Day, Ice Cream Sandwich Day, and Don’t Wear Pants to Work Day. June is, of course, dedicated to Chubble Gum’s signature Butt Month.

12" × 12". Not work appropriate. Barely life appropriate.

The fine print (festive edition)

  • Gift-ready chaos

    Personal, funny and suspiciously accurate. Wrap it, or don't.

  • Hand-drawn

    Every character starts as a doodle and an emotional crisis.

  • Small business

    Real humans pack your order. They're also not okay.

  • Holiday shipping

    U.S. Christmas orders: place before December 1, 2026. International arrival dates are not guaranteed. Shipping details.