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Introducing the It's Way Too Peopley Out Here Plush—your 10-inch emotional support introvert! Made from ultra-soft fabric and filled with perfectly squishable stuffing, this plushie is here to be your huggable barrier against the horrors of social interaction. Need a break from the overwhelming energy of… well, everyone? Just give this little guy a squeeze, and remember: solitude is underrated.
Perfect for those who'd rather be in bed than at brunch, this plush is like a physical manifestation of your favorite excuse. Warning: prolonged hugs may result in feeling slightly better about humanity… or at least yourself.