I'm Not Built For This
Under review
Subject
McGurt
Emotionally Buffering
- socially avoidant
- overthinking
- needs recovery time
- hates eye contact
- exhausted by existence
Christmas wish: To be left alone. With presents. Lots of presents.
The evidence
- Item 01
Damage report
Avoids group chats, panics after saying “you too” to a waiter, replays conversations from 2007
- Item 02
Signature phrase
"It's Way Too Peopley Out Here"
- Item 03
Best gifted to
Introverts, anxious besties, and people one notification away from spiraling.
