Mortimer
Soryy I'm late - I don't want to be here
I Was Never Here
shows up late on purpose
exits early without warning
plays dead socially
unread message specialist
existing = achievement
💔 Damage Report
Mortimer plays dead through life. Less presence, less effort, just enough participation to avoid being asked for more.
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💬 Signature Phrase
Avoid Real Life and Play Dead
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☆ Best Used For
Avoidant introverts, unread-message experts, social escape artists, and anyone whose biggest accomplishment today was technically existing.
HELP
