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  • 5x7 Notepad
  • 50 Sheets

This notepad is the perfect companion for those moments when you just can't hide your true feelings! 

Whether you're dealing with a never-ending monologue or enduring a particularly dull conversation, this notepad has got your back – or rather, your front cover! Let your notepad do the talking (or rather, eye-rolling) for you, while you sit back and enjoy the show.

Crafted with premium-quality paper, this 5x7 notepad provides ample space for all your note-taking needs. Jot down your to-do lists, doodles, or heartfelt rants – all while basking in the sassy aura of our mascot. The smooth paper ensures a delightful writing experience, whether you're using a pen, pencil, or just want to channel your inner cat and scratch some notes with your claws.

Perfect for work, school, or those much-needed moments of self-expression, this notepad will bring a much-needed dash of humor to your day. It's also an ideal gift for anyone who appreciates a healthy dose of sarcasm, because, let's face it, who doesn't love a fox that knows how to throw some shade?

Grab your notepad today and start sassing away with style! 


The fine print (festive edition)

  • Gift-ready chaos

    Personal, funny and suspiciously accurate. Wrap it, or don't.

  • Hand-drawn

    Every character starts as a doodle and an emotional crisis.

  • Small business

    Real humans pack your order. They're also not okay.

  • Holiday shipping

    U.S. Christmas orders: place before December 1, 2026. International arrival dates are not guaranteed. Shipping details.