Wake Me When I'm Dead
Naughty
Subject
Batrick
Mood: dimly lit existence
- cozy darkness
- late-night thoughts always
- low energy presence
- emotionaly soft, quiet
- lives in a spooky state of mind
Christmas wish: To be left alone. With presents. Lots of presents.
The evidence
- Item 01
Damage report
Batrick isn't sad; he's just permanently set to low brightness. He's made a home out of the dark and honestly...it's kind of comfortable.
- Item 02
Signature phrase
"I Am Spooky All Year Round"
- Item 03
Best gifted to
Soft spooky souls, late-night overthinkers, emotionally exhausted introverts, and anyone who treats darkness like a comfort object.







