Exhibit A
Wake Me When I'm Dead
Batrick
Batrick, probably
Naughty

Subject

Batrick

Mood: dimly lit existence

  • cozy darkness
  • late-night thoughts always
  • low energy presence
  • emotionaly soft, quiet
  • lives in a spooky state of mind

Christmas wish: To be left alone. With presents. Lots of presents.

The evidence

  • Item 01

    Damage report

    Batrick isn't sad; he's just permanently set to low brightness. He's made a home out of the dark and honestly...it's kind of comfortable.

  • Item 02

    Signature phrase

    "I Am Spooky All Year Round"

  • Item 03

    Best gifted to

    Soft spooky souls, late-night overthinkers, emotionally exhausted introverts, and anyone who treats darkness like a comfort object.