Exhibit A
Silly Goose
Society Member
Ganderson
Ganderson, probably
Naughty

Subject

Ganderson

Not doing that. Respectfully

  • soft refusal energy
  • bored by default
  • avoids effort professionally
  • commits to nothing
  • silly > productive

Christmas wish: To be left alone. With presents. Lots of presents.

The evidence

  • Item 01

    Damage report

    Ganderson opts out of effort like it’s a lifestyle. If it’s not fun, easy, or mildly entertaining, he’s spiritually unavailable.

  • Item 02

    Signature phrase

    "On My Way To Cause A Kafuffle"

  • Item 03

    Best gifted to

    People who decline productivity with a smile, avoid responsibility like cardio, and believe “maybe later” is a complete life plan.