You Haven't Seen
Crazy...YET!
Crazy...YET!
Naughty
Subject
Brimsley
Says What Everyone Is Thinking
- precision sarcasm
- zero patience for stupid
- calls it out instantly
- emotionally unsupportive
- lets silence hit harder
Christmas wish: To be left alone. With presents. Lots of presents.
The evidence
- Item 01
Damage report
Brimsley is calm, sharp, and already knows you’re wrong. She doesn’t argue, she just lets you keep talking until you embarrass yourself fully.
- Item 02
Signature phrase
"I Should Come With A Warning Label"
- Item 03
Best gifted to
People who say what everyone else is thinking, professionally weaponize silence, and have no emotional room left for nonsense.
Brimsley's stocking
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Free Harbinger of Doom
$3.50
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Sticky Note - I Should Come With A Warning Label
$4.50
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Plush - Free Harbinger of Doom
$28.00
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I Should Come with a Warning Label
$3.50
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Brimsley Charm Pen
$5.00
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I Deserve Credit For The Things I Don't Say
$3.50
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Soft Touch Mini Notebook - You haven't Seen Crazy...YET
$12.00
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Impulse Control Not Included
$3.50
