Go Fall Down
Naughty
Subject
Petty
Oh, we're doing this now
- keeps every receipt
- escalates on principle
- calm, then calculated
- grudges are hobbies
- will always double down
Christmas wish: To be left alone. With presents. Lots of presents.
The evidence
- Item 01
Damage report
Petty doesn't let things go. She let's them grow. Small problems? Not anymore.
- Item 02
Signature phrase
"If I Go Down, I'm Taking Everyone With Me"
- Item 03
Best gifted to
People who remember everything, escalate with documentation, and consider “letting it go” a deeply offensive suggestion.
