That Sounds Above My Pay
Under review
Subject
Doctor Gideon
That sounds like a lot
- burnout as a personality
- sees problem, opts out
- low-effort solutions only
- emotionally clocked out
- dark humor triage
Christmas wish: To be left alone. With presents. Lots of presents.
The evidence
- Item 01
Damage report
Gideon could help. He just...won't. Not because he can't. Because he already knows it won't matter.
- Item 02
Signature phrase
"Bring Me Your Dead"
- Item 03
Best gifted to
Burned-out helpers, emotionally expired employees, and anyone who has already done the math and decided caring sounds exhausting.
Doctor Gideon's stocking
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Bring Me Your Dead - Glow in the Dark
$3.50
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Plush - Bring Me Your Dead
$22.00
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Sticky Note - I Could Help, I Just Don't Want To
$4.50
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Doctor Gideon Charm Pen
$5.00
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Notepad - This Sounds Above My Pay Grade
$7.00
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That Sounds Above My Pay
$3.50
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I Could Help I Just Don't Want To
$3.50
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Notebook - I Could Help
$28.00
