Doctor Gideon
That sounds like a lot
That Sounds Above My Pay
burnout as a personality
sees problem, opts out
low-effort solutions only
emotionally clocked out
dark humor triage
💔 Damage Report
Gideon could help. He just...won't. Not because he can't. Because he already knows it won't matter.
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💬 Signature Phrase
Bring Me Your Dead
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☆ Best Used For
Burned-out helpers, emotionally expired employees, and anyone who has already done the math and decided caring sounds exhausting.
HELP
