Exhibit A
Surviving - Not Thriving
Graff
Graff, probably
Naughty

Subject

Graff

Yeah, it's bad. Anyway --

  • humor is coping
  • thrives in dysfunction
  • sarcastic optimism
  • adapts, doesn't improve
  • chaos = normal state

Christmas wish: To be left alone. With presents. Lots of presents.

The evidence

  • Item 01

    Damage report

    Graff knows everything is a mess. He’s just choosing to laugh about it instead of fixing it.

  • Item 02

    Signature phrase

    "Life Is A Dumpster Fire"

  • Item 03

    Best gifted to

    Scrappy chaos survivors, sarcastic problem-solvers, and anyone duct-taping their life together with spite and creativity.