🩶 My Chaos Management Planner (Sort Of) 🩶
✨ For when your life’s a mess, but you still wanna write it down. ✨
Welcome to your emotional support planner for the unhinged, exhausted, and over-caffeinated. ☕🔥
This isn’t about “crushing goals” or “manifesting success.”
It’s about surviving the simulation with humor, rage, and a few coloring pages.
🗓️ Inside you’ll find:
💭 Monthly & weekly pages for when you actually feel like planning.
🧠 Brain dump zones for intrusive thoughts and meltdown moments.
🔥 Rage pages — cheap therapy you can scream into.
🐇 Doodle spaces for when words fail and chaos speaks.
Perfect for:
💅 Emotionally unstable professionals
😈 Recovering perfectionists
🧍♀️ People who say “it’s fine” through gritted teeth
It’s not about having your life together — it’s about pretending you do (sort of).
💀 Because chaos doesn’t manage itself. 💀
I tryed to use it with the apps on my phone………hates it, so I printed it out had to sit by my printer and feed it a couple trees and a new color cartridge part way through. Love it printed out but now I have to go buy a hole punch and something to hold the pages tougher. So much extra effort!! But I love it.
This planner is amazing, I am a teacher and a doctoral student and this was perfect for helping me organize home vs work life. The quotes on the pages crack me up every time I read them. I also like that I can arrange it for my personal preference
This calendar actually makes me want to get my shit in a row. The only issue I’ve run into was the monthly view only having 4 weeks + 2 days in the whole block. There are so many months that need 5 whole weeks, and some that would even benefit 6, but that’s just obnoxious. I hope next year’s planner, should you choose to bless us, would greatly benefit from a larger calendar block for the monthly view.
Now excuse me while I go fill out a rage page about this.
Absolutely love it
I can’t stop laughing as I read the pages and can’t wait to start using it
I can’t get it to work on my phone or iPad- probably operator error honestly.