2026 Planner - Digital Download

🩶 My Chaos Management Planner (Sort Of) 🩶

✨ For when your life’s a mess, but you still wanna write it down. ✨

Welcome to your emotional support planner for the unhinged, exhausted, and over-caffeinated. ☕🔥

This isn’t about “crushing goals” or “manifesting success.”
It’s about surviving the simulation with humor, rage, and a few coloring pages.

🗓️ Inside you’ll find:
💭 Monthly & weekly pages for when you actually feel like planning.
🧠 Brain dump zones for intrusive thoughts and meltdown moments.
🔥 Rage pages — cheap therapy you can scream into.
🐇 Doodle spaces for when words fail and chaos speaks.

Perfect for:
💅 Emotionally unstable professionals
😈 Recovering perfectionists
🧍♀️ People who say “it’s fine” through gritted teeth

It’s not about having your life together — it’s about pretending you do (sort of).

💀 Because chaos doesn’t manage itself. 💀