🔥 Dopamine Dispenser 🔥

🔥 Introducing the Dopamine Dispenser 🔥

Here's the lowdown:

🟢 The $10 Drop – Perfect for the emotionally unstable budgeter. Grab any 2: Keychains, Lanyards, Post-Its, Acrylic Pins, or Notepads. Whether you need something cute to hold your keys or a post-it to write reminders that you’ll ignore anyway — it’s all here.

🟡 The $15 Drop – Go BIG(ger) or stay in bed! You’ll get a Mini Notebook or a Coloring Book (yes, adults color — it’s called coping), plus any 1 of the Keychains, Lanyards, Post-Its, Acrylic Pins, or Notepads. Keep your sanity intact with this one. We think.

🔴 The $25 Drop – For those who know that retail therapy is therapy. Get a Notebook, Sticker Lookbook (because you’re never too old for stickers), a 10-Pack of Stickers, a Plush, and any 1 from the same swag lineup above. If this doesn’t make your inner child do cartwheels, we don’t know what will.

🎁 Surprise Dopamine Drop – One lucky human gets the golden ticket: a FREE Retail Therapy Bundle hidden somewhere in the Dispenser. Will it be you, or will you be left questioning all your life choices? Only one way to find out.

This is your sign from the universe — or at least the weird part of the internet — to treat yourself. Grab ‘em before they’re gone, because regret is so much worse than FOMO.