Classroom Survival Kit

Let’s cut the fluff. Teaching isn't a career, it's a high-stakes endurance test where the main objective is not completely losing your mind. One minute you’re calmly explaining fractions, and the next, you’re Googling "how to fake your own disappearance" between classes. Enter the Classroom Survival Kit: your last line of defense between “I got this” and “I’m writing my memoirs from the supply closet.”

🛡️ Inside This Kit of Beautiful Chaos:

• 1 Notebook – Big enough to capture your wildest dreams, but mostly used to scribble down everything that's been slowly eroding your mental state.
• 2 Mini Notebooks – Perfect for pocket-sized desperation. Write tiny rants, mini lesson plans, or just doodle stick figures of yourself on a beach... far, far away.
• 1 Lanyard – Hold your ID, keys, or dignity together with this multipurpose rope of pure survival.
• 3 Sticky Notes – Like Band-Aids for your brain. Slap them on every surface to remind yourself that you're this close to losing it.
• 2 Notepads – One for class notes, one for "I quit" drafts. You decide which gets used more.
• 5 Magnets – Use these to stick up your fragile hopes and dreams on any magnetic surface. Or, you know, just to hold that one kid’s overdue assignment until they notice it... (Spoiler: They won’t.)