Not My Circus, Not My Monkeys

Speed: (Carpet 5/9)

Welcome to the chaos—but not really, because this bag keeps things under control (unlike your last impulse decision). The Not My Circus, Not My Monkeys cornhole bag brings together two of the most elite fabrics in the game, giving you unmatched shot-shaping capabilities. It’s the ultimate block-and-replace bag, but don’t let that fool you—it can still roll, cut, and slide like it’s got somewhere better to be. And trust us, when you step up to the boards with this bag, you won’t be monkeying around. (We can’t promise the same for your opponent.)

Why Chubble Gum?

At Chubble Gum, we don’t just sell cornhole bags—we sell precision, control, and just the right amount of chaos. Whether you’re gunning for the podium or just trying to assert backyard dominance, our bags are built for consistency, confidence, and a little bit of flair (because why be boring?).

Our proprietary resin fill? Yeah, we could tell you about its unique shape and perfect weight distribution, but then we’d have to disappear into the night like a cornhole ninja. Just know this: it plays true and straight with minimal kick and bounce—so if you blame the bag, that’s on you.

Warranty & Care

Our manufacturer is obsessed with professional-quality bags, and we stand by our craftsmanship. We warranty seams and construction for 60 days—because we believe in our bags, but we don’t believe in bad throws. However, fabric pulls and failures due to unprofessional playing conditions (looking at you, driveway warriors) or unapproved break-in methods (seriously, no microwaves) are not covered.

Questions? Concerns? Existential crises? Email joel@chubblegum.com—we got you.