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Avoid Real Life and Play Dead: A Step-by-Step Guide to Escaping Your Own Social Calendar
Tired of showing up for the you that schedules dentist appointments and says yes to birthday dinners you don’t want to attend? Time to ghost yourself. Cancel your plans, silence your phone, and leave cryptic notes like, “Gone spelunking, back never.” Then, embrace the void—eat spaghetti out of a mug in the dark, stare at the ceiling like a misunderstood indie movie protagonist, and forget “responsibilities” ever existed. Bonus points if you send yourself a passive-aggressive text before blocking your own number.
Playing dead isn’t avoidance—it’s self-care with flair.
10 Holiday Traditions Ranked from Cozy to I’d Rather Die
Why Being a Little Creepy Is Totally Underrated (And Why You Should Embrace It)
How to Survive 2025: A Guide to Embracing the Chaos
Here’s the truth: if you survived 2024, you’re already a pro at handling chaos. But 2025? It’s gearing up to be even weirder. Aliens? Maybe. Government systems crashing? Probably. That weird ship stuck in a canal again? Wouldn’t be surprised.
So, how do you survive a year that feels like the universe’s favorite inside joke? You lower your expectations, find humor in the absurd, and stay organized. Trust me, having a solid plan—or at least a calendar—is going to be your lifeline. Our 2025 Wall Calendar might not prevent the next catastrophe, but at least it’ll help you keep track of the madness. Plus, with 12 months of moody, relatable characters who’ve seen it all, you’ll have a snarky sidekick through every WTF moment.
Because let’s face it: 2025 is coming, and it’s about to get weird.
Why It’s Perfectly Fine to Have No Clue What You’re Doing (Spoiler: Nobody Does)
Unleash the Dark Side: Voodoo Cat Bobble Head Launch + Spooky and Luci-purr Boxes for Halloween!