Swag Club Subscription

Welcome to the Swag Club! – The only club where the dress code is “whatever's in the box” and the only rule is that there are no rules (except maybe not wearing all the swag at once… unless you’re into that).

Each quarter, we’ll appear in your mailbox with a fresh new top that says, “Because retail therapy is cheaper than the real thing.”, plus three mystery swag items that could be anything from a mug that says “Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my Chubble,” to a pillow that’s just as comfy as your existential dread.

The first Swag Club Box will be sent out on October 1st to everyone who signs up before September 1st. If you sign up on or after September 1st, you will receive the January box.

Hats, coasters, stickers, maybe even a cape—we’re not saying you’ll get one, but we’re also not saying you won’t. It’s like a surprise party, but with fewer people and more swag you can actually use.

Join the Swag Club—because why should only your issues be recurring?

What's Inside the Swag Box:

• 1 Top – Could be a tee, sweater, or crop-top (if you’re into that sort of thing)
• 3 Mystery Swag Items – Possibilities include:
  • Mug (perfect for holding coffee or your tears)
  • Hat (for when you need to hide from life)
  • Pillow (for screaming into, softly)
  • Blanket (because burrito mode is the best mode)
  • Tote Bag (for carrying your emotional baggage)
  • ...and so much more!

It’s like a care package, but, you know, with cooler stuff.

Membership is limited so sign up now and don't miss out!