Ye D&D Loot Crate 🛡️

For the emotionally damaged adventurer in your party.
Whether you're the chaotic bard, the overly anxious cleric, or a rogue with commitment issues, this box equips you with loot worthy of a nat 1 personality. Every item is themed to fantasy, questing, dice rolls, and magical coping mechanisms. Designs may rotate faster than your DM’s mood swings, so your box may be filled with different goblin-core treasures each time.

Includes:

• 📝 1 Notebook (for tracking trauma and treasure)

• 📔 2 Mini Notebooks (to “accidentally” metagame)

• 🎨 1 Coloring Book (for long rests and short attention spans)

• 🔑 1 Keychain (probably cursed)

• 🔗 1 Lanyard (to hold your last ounce of hope)

• 🗒️ 1 Notepad (for suspiciously vague side quests)

• 📌 2 Post-it Pads (to flag rules you’ll ignore)

• ✨ 10-Pack of Stickers (because mimic stickers are always watching)

• 📍 3 Pins (your emotional armor class)