Chaos Court Bundle ⚖️

Retail therapy meets petty courtroom drama.

Got beef? Got baggage? Got unresolved emotional trauma disguised as a “fun little story”?
Welcome to Chaos Court — where you submit your drama and I sentence you with sarcasm, judgment, and mildly aggressive stationery.

📝 How It Works:

1. Start your order note with: “Am I in the wrong?”
2. Use 220 characters or less to explain your unhinged situation.
3. I read your case, judge your vibes, and assemble a custom bundle of serotonin-fueled accessories that fit the crime (or emotional damage).
4. You receive a chaotically curated box + a personalized verdict button:
   👉 GUILTY 😈 or NOT GUILTY 😇
   Because justice is real and so are stickers.

💥 Your Judgment-Day Goodies Include:

• 1 Notebook (for evidence… or denial)
• 1 Mini Notebook (perfect for plotting)
• 1 Coloring Book (color your guilt away)
• 1 Keychain (emotional support edition)
• 1 Lanyard (wear your wrongdoings with pride)
• 1 Sticky Note Pad (for your rebuttals)
• 1 Acrylic Pin (you’ve earned this, kinda)
• 1 6-Pack of Stickers (to decorate your moral ambiguity)
• 🎁 Nifty Gifties (a surprise item straight from the court of chaos)

🧾 Retail Value: $92.50
💸 Your Sentence: $78
📦 Includes official verdict button and an unhealthy dose of serotonin

🚨 Limited Docket

Once this court session closes, it’s done. No retrials. No restocks.
Get judged now or live forever wondering what the verdict could have been.

⚠️ Chaos Court Disclaimer ⚠️

Let’s be real:

• I’m not a real judge (just a gremlin with a gavel and opinions)
• All verdicts are for entertainment purposes only
• Your moral standing in the universe remains between you and your therapist
• Submitting your order note does NOT guarantee a video
• Videos are picked at random and based on what makes the content gods (and my caffeine levels) happy

By purchasing this bundle, you're agreeing to let chaos take the wheel — but not your actual legal outcomes.