The Stupid Cupid Box

Who needs boring old chocolates and predictable flowers when you can gift The Stupid Cupid Box? It’s the ultimate way to say, “I love you—but like, in a fun, slightly chaotic way.”

This box is packed with quirky, heartfelt goodies that scream “you’re my favorite weirdo,” including:
📓 A notebook and mini notebook for all their brilliant (and unfiltered) thoughts.
🎨 A coloring book, because love is messy—and so are crayons.
✨ Stickers, post-its, and an acrylic pin to keep the vibe loud and clear.
🔑 A keychain and lanyard, because they already have the key to your heart (cheesy, but true).
💌 An exclusive Valentine’s card that’s as unique as your love.
🌹 Silk rose petals, because let’s be real—regular flowers are so last century.

How It Works: In 120 characters or less, describe your special someone. Their quirks, their charm, their laugh-until-you-cry moments—we want it all. Then, we’ll pack this box to match the vibe of your one-of-a-kind connection.

Perfect for:
✔ Lovers who laugh more than they cry.
✔ Friends who deserve all the dramatic flair.
✔ Partners who appreciate humor over heart-shaped nonsense.
✔ Yourself, because you’re an absolute legend and deserve nothing less than silk rose petals and pure joy.

Order now, because Cupid might be dumb, but your gift-giving (or self-gifting) skills don’t have to be. ❤️