Bad Santa🎅 Bundle: Unhinged Edition🎁

🎅 BAD SANTA BUNDLE: UNHINGED EDITION 🎁
Because holiday cheer is overrated, and mild emotional damage is the gift that keeps on giving.

This isn’t your grandma’s Christmas present (unless your grandma is into slightly unhinged, aggressively cozy chaos — in which case, good for her). The Bad Santa Bundle is back and badder than ever, stuffed with snarky surprises, questionable life choices, and enough mischief to get you permanently banned from the North Pole.

🤶 HOW IT WORKS:
In 120 characters or less, tell us what makes your recipient an absolute menace to society (or just deeply misunderstood), and we’ll handcraft a bundle that hits harder than your seasonal depression.

🎄 WHAT’S INSIDE:
Each bundle includes a curated curation of delightfully unhinged goodies:

• Notebook
  For journaling your inner chaos or writing letters to your enemies (or Santa, same thing).

• Mini Notebook
  Pocket-sized for shady thoughts, intrusive ideas, or notes you hope no one ever finds.

• Notepad
  Perfect for shopping lists, petty reminders, or daily affirmations like “Don’t punch anyone today.”

• Sticky Note Pad
  Passive-aggressive communication has never been so festive.

• Keychain
  A small but mighty trinket that says, “Yes, I’m functional. Barely.”

• Lanyard
  For keys, badges, or clinging to reality with mild flair.

• 2 Acrylic Pins
  Because nothing says “I have zero chill” like accessorizing your trauma with colorful plastic.

• 10-Pack of Stickers
  A chaotic blend of weird, rude, and possibly unfit for children (just like the recipient).

• ‘I’m Not Lazy – I’m Energy Deficient’ Vinyl Figurine
  A tiny tribute to burnout culture and the beauty of lying down instead of dealing with things.

• Double Stuff Me Daddy Stuffie
  The emotionally supportive plush no one asked for, but everyone secretly needs. Cuddly. Slightly inappropriate. Deeply loved.

🌟 WHY CHOOSE THIS BUNDLE OVER BORING SOCKS AND SOULLESS GIFT CARDS?

• Because being “nice” is overrated and emotionally exhausting.

• Because chaotic good is a lifestyle.

• Because this bundle actually gets your people (the weird ones, the real ones, the not-quite-ok-but-still-standing ones).

🎁 UNWRAP THE UNHINGED.
Order your Bad Santa Bundle today and give the gift of delightfully unfiltered holiday nonsense. It’s like a hug... from a raccoon in a Santa hat. Terrifying. Unexpected. Weirdly comforting.