LED Acrylic Light - My Everything Hurts
Finally, a lamp that matches your vibe: glowing softly but still screaming internally. The My Everything Hurts Acrylic Light is your new bedside buddy, radiating a gentle LED glow while it empathizes with the crushing weight of existence. Need a beacon of light to guide you through another existential spiral at 3 a.m.? BOOM! Need a mood-setter for your “crying over memes” playlist? DOUBLE BOOM!
Crafted from high-quality acrylic, this emotional support light is etched with a brutally honest declaration: "My Everything Hurts." Perfect for overthinkers, underachievers, and anyone whose soul has ever groaned audibly during a Zoom call. Whether it’s illuminating your latest breakdown or just your stack of unread self-help books, this light is here to say, “I see you, buddy, and I hurt too.”
Specs:
- Dimensions: 6 inches by 4 inches (compact, just like your tolerance for nonsense)
- Color-changing with a remote, because mood swings deserve options
- 10/10 mood accuracy
- Energy-efficient LEDs because, like you, it’s trying to last longer
- USB-powered for flexibility (and because your life is chaotic enough without batteries)
Let the My Everything Hurts Acrylic Light turn your pain into ambiance. It doesn’t judge. It just glows.
LED Acrylic Light - My Everything Hurts
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Customer Reviews
Hey, when you're in pain and life is dull, leave it up to Chubblegum to shine a light on your misery! 🤪
Seriously though, love it! So many colors and the multicolor modes are fun too. I recommend it!!
The my everything hurts led light was a perfect accessory to my work desk. Now I don't have to explain my face.