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Finally, a lamp that matches your vibe: glowing softly but still screaming internally. The My Everything Hurts Acrylic Light is your new bedside buddy, radiating a gentle LED glow while it empathizes with the crushing weight of existence. Need a beacon of light to guide you through another existential spiral at 3 a.m.? BOOM! Need a mood-setter for your “crying over memes” playlist? DOUBLE BOOM!
Crafted from high-quality acrylic, this emotional support light is etched with a brutally honest declaration: "My Everything Hurts." Perfect for overthinkers, underachievers, and anyone whose soul has ever groaned audibly during a Zoom call. Whether it’s illuminating your latest breakdown or just your stack of unread self-help books, this light is here to say, “I see you, buddy, and I hurt too.”
Specs:
Dimensions: 6 inches by 4 inches (compact, just like your tolerance for nonsense)
Color-changing with a remote, because mood swings deserve options
10/10 mood accuracy
Energy-efficient LEDs because, like you, it’s trying to last longer
USB-powered for flexibility (and because your life is chaotic enough without batteries)
Let the My Everything Hurts Acrylic Light turn your pain into ambiance. It doesn’t judge. It just glows.
