Blanket "Avoid Real Life - Play Dead"

Avoid Real Life - Play Dead Couch Blanket 

 WARNING: This blanket may cause extreme coziness, existential dread, and a sudden urge to ghost all your responsibilities. 

 Features: 
 Sublimated Print: Boldly screams “Avoid Real Life - Play Dead” because subtlety is overrated.
 Soft White Plush Side: Feels like you're being hugged by a cloud…if clouds were emotionally unavailable.
 40x60 Inches of Bliss: Big enough to hide from life, small enough to haul to the fridge for snacks.

 Whether you're  couch-lounging,  nap-dodging, or just avoiding literally everything, this blanket has your back—literally and figuratively. It’s the ultimate tool for tuning out the world and tuning into your inner chaos. 

 Perfect for:
 Ghosting plans in style.
 Mid-binge snack fests.
 Pretending to be a cozy little corpse when life gets too loud.

 Care instructions: Toss in cold water, tumble dry low, and don't forget to thank it for carrying the weight of your emotional baggage.