Blanket "Avoid Real Life - Play Dead"
Avoid Real Life - Play Dead Couch Blanket
WARNING: This blanket may cause extreme coziness, existential dread, and a sudden urge to ghost all your responsibilities.
Features: 
Sublimated Print: Boldly screams “Avoid Real Life - Play Dead” because subtlety is overrated.
Soft White Plush Side: Feels like you're being hugged by a cloud…if clouds were emotionally unavailable.
40x60 Inches of Bliss: Big enough to hide from life, small enough to haul to the fridge for snacks.
Whether you're 
couch-lounging, 
nap-dodging, or just avoiding literally everything, this blanket has your back—literally and figuratively. It’s the ultimate tool for tuning out the world and tuning into your inner chaos. 
Perfect for:
Ghosting plans in style. Mid-binge snack fests. Pretending to be a cozy little corpse when life gets too loud.
Care instructions: Toss in cold water, tumble dry low, and don't forget to thank it for carrying the weight of your emotional baggage.
Blanket "Avoid Real Life - Play Dead"
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