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Christmas 2026: U.S. orders must be placed before December 1 for guaranteed arrival before Christmas. No exceptions. International arrival dates are not guaranteed.

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Halloween is too good to celebrate for just one night.

Start opening this spooky little beast 13 days before Halloween and unwrap one brand-new mystery item every night. Every design is new for this year, with zero repeats from last year’s calendar.

Inside, you’ll find:

  • 1 exclusive shirt
  • 1 exclusive mug
  • 1 exclusive tote
  • 1 notebook
  • 1 mini notebook
  • 1 plush
  • 2 pens
  • 1 lanyard
  • 1 notepad
  • 2 sticky note pads
  • 1 five-pack of stickers

That’s 13 nights of exclusive, mysterious Halloween chaos waiting to crawl out of the box.

The fine print (festive edition)

  • Gift-ready chaos

    Personal, funny and suspiciously accurate. Wrap it, or don't.

  • Hand-drawn

    Every character starts as a doodle and an emotional crisis.

  • Small business

    Real humans pack your order. They're also not okay.

  • Holiday shipping

    U.S. Christmas orders: place before December 1, 2026. International arrival dates are not guaranteed. Shipping details.