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Sale price $33.00
Regular price $50.00
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Shipping & delivery

Processing: 10–14 business days; 14–18 during sales, launches, and busy periods.

Carrier rates based on weight and destination are calculated at checkout. Transit estimates vary and start after shipment.

Christmas 2026: U.S. orders must be placed before December 1 for guaranteed arrival before Christmas. No exceptions. International arrival dates are not guaranteed.

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Double the mystery, double the class. Two notebooks selected at random from our premium designs, each with lined pages, a soft-touch cover, and printed inside covers. They’re made for the thoughts you can’t share, the doodles no one gets, and that running list of grudges. Seriously, you can trust them—these notebooks won’t spill a word.

**DUPLICATES MAY HAPPEN!**

The fine print (festive edition)

  • Gift-ready chaos

    Personal, funny and suspiciously accurate. Wrap it, or don't.

  • Hand-drawn

    Every character starts as a doodle and an emotional crisis.

  • Small business

    Real humans pack your order. They're also not okay.

  • Holiday shipping

    U.S. Christmas orders: place before December 1, 2026. International arrival dates are not guaranteed. Shipping details.